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I'm not moving the wrestling

Welcome to my blog. It is I guess, a memoir of sorts, notes from a life at the bottom of the musicians food chain. Most of my life I've been an amateur musician, by which I mean I've had a day job, and I've never made enough money from music to live on. I've barely made enough to starve on. Life at the top of course, is well documented, there are any number of biographies and autobiographies of the famous and the successful, sometimes well written and interesting, sometimes not. (Mainly not). This is the inverse. The butter side down if you will. Some names have been changed, locations disguised and I hope my friends, acquaintances, fellow semi-pros won't take umbrage. if you are offended then let me apologise in advance you po-faced humourless bastard. (No offence). And why on earth "I'm not moving the wrestling"? well, no doubt that will emerge eventually. As this blog is vaguely, and I do mean vaguely chronological, it helps to start on Blog 1. Other unrelated jottings are to be found on a different page, called, cleverly, 'unrelated jottings'.

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Blog 22. 'The Americans are coming'.

It is around 1993, late afternoon and I am at the stage entrance to the Burnley Mechanics theatre. The Diving Ducks, the area’s premier...

Blog 21. There are Four Steps to Heaven

It is easy, or rather; I seem to find it easy, to kill a set with the wrong choice of song. I think I amply demonstrated this in my...

Blog 19. The Indian Brick Trick

In about 1991 was playing a small café just opposite the Alhambra. I mean of course, the real Alhambra. The one in Bradford. Not the...

Blog 18. Drummers part 2.

I have referred to The Hearts unfortunate propensity to lose drummers. I can distinctly remember saying to the band on one occasion,...

Blog 17. Drummers. part 1.

Blog 17 Just bear with me on this one if you would. Until just before the millennium, I was a keen, if not avid football fan. Admittedly,...

Blog 16 Trigger's Broom

Blog 16 Thank you to anyone still sticking with this blog after the caesura of the summer and lockdown. Any comments would be most...

Blog 15. An audience with the King.

The summer, such that it was, is over and I have put away my golf clubs, niblick and all, and returned to my blog. Apart from anything...

Blog 14. An apology

I am not a racist. When I say that there isn’t even an elided ‘but’ at the end, hopping about for a bit of attention. To be fair it might...

Blog 13. Mantovani and The Carnation Ball

If you are still with me, thankyou for following my litte Roman Fleuve. I would welcome any comments, and particularly you sharing it...

Blog 12. From Austerlitz to Fleetwood

I love sitting in with bands. Obviously I love ‘The Cheating Hearts’ more, but I enjoy the challenge of being asked to fill in, or even...

Blog 11. Happy New Year.

New Year’s Eve, the biggest paying gig of the year, and invariably the most dismal, tawdry and uninspiring one as well. In Britain, New...

Blog 10. Roadies, and other animals

Some years ago Brendan rang me from Italy. That was in itself quite an event. I knew Brendan was aware of the concept of a holiday, he...

Blog 9. Running Deer and Hiawatha

‘Country’ and ‘Western; are possibly the two most divisive words in popular music. It remains true though that world-wide, country music...

Blog 8. Elvis isn't dead.

Most performers, musicians, actors, dancers, are reasonably self aware. You have to conjure up some kind of illusion beyond the...

Blog 7. "It's only on three"!

I’m basically a band player, a section man. Squeezed into a corner, largely unregarded, filling in that middle and swelling the Hammond...

Blog 6, "Can anybody else hear a cat?"

It was around 1990 and I was fairly recently returned to the North West and slowly ingratiating myself into the local music scene. When...

Blog 5. "Eyes down"

In the eighties, Saturdays usually involved a tedious drive through the London traffic and onto the A12. Or the A11 perhaps, or even...

Blog 4. That's Entertainment

I’ll start with an aphorism, albeit a clunky one. All good music is musical entertainment, but not all musical entertainment is...

Blog 3. Play it again, Sam

Forgive this brief encomium but my wife has recently read my blog. “It’s a bit sweary” she said. “You mean my use of the authentic...

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Some footage

The Cheating Hearts. Somewhere in Burnley, a regular, kind of quarterly gig, Sunday afternoons, which is a civilised time to play. here are plenty of videos to be found of myself and the Cheating Hearts on Youtube, should you be desperate for something to do. In which case, of course, you have my heartfelt sympathy.

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Some video links. See the groovy Cheating Hearts in action. As you can tell we take a pride in our appearance. The hall mark of the professional class. we mange this by abstemiousness, dedication and a punishing moisturising regime. Our bodies are our temples, although admittedly ancient ruined ones. Also some of my songs, which ocassionally get shoed in by the simple resort of telling the band they are someone else's. It took ten years for a disgruntled James to discover one of our set openers was actually written by myself.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HKxFDGNx7f0

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w91CyNK8VpU

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i_3IxsLnGaA

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